It’s been a long weekend here in our house. And by long, I mean early wake-up calls.
Paige had her first dance competition yesterday in Bellingham, MA where her small little team of dancers took home a gold for their efforts.
Of course, having five people out of the house, completely dressed and fed, and one in full stage make-up required a wake-up call of 5:00 am.
By the time the awards ceremony was over at 12:30 pm, our little dancing girls were exhausted. Thank goodness they didn’t have to go back today! Or stay for the second half of the awards yesterday.
Today, my little one is singing at church. For some reason, the people that are in charge of little ones, assume all littles are up before the crack of dawn. Not my littles, and certainly not today after a long day yesterday.
I wake Paige up at 6:00 am. She crabby. She’s not opening her eyes. She’s patiently waiting for me to leave the room so she can go back to sleep.
I get Allie up. She is my better riser. She’s up without a fuss, almost as soon as I turn on her bedroom lights. She gets dressed without a hassle, and actually beats me back upstairs. It is about the time I’m getting her breakfast about a half hour later that I realize Paige is still missing in action.
“Is your sister in there watching cartoons with you?” I ask Allie.
“No! Her still sleeping!”
I march back upstairs. I plow through her door and announce, “Uh, excuse me ma’am! It has now been a half hour since I got woke you up! If you don’t start moving, I’m gonna have to beat the snot out of ya!”
She doesn’t move. She doesn’t open her eyes. She simply replies, “You and what army?”
I am almost out of her door, when her words hit me. I turn slowly around and say, “Excuuuse me?!” But she’s laughing too hard to reply.
“Did you just say what I think you said?” I respond, still dumbfounded.
Her eyes are still not open and she says, “Going back to sleep in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…..” and then she begins to snore.
I stare at her for a moment, mouth agape, wondering when she got this witty attitude. When she stopped being little and got this hilarious ability to interact so quickly in this manner.
Whenever it was, I need new kids.