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I’m having breakfast, some cinnamon applesauce, with my coffee, and I’m browsing through the Sunday paper.
Paige comes strolling in. “So, Mom. I have the perfect names for when I have kids.”
“Oookay. Whaddaya got?”
“So, there’s Callie, Cinderella, Marina and Le Pew, for a girl.”
I choke on my coffee, and struggle to get it down. “I’m sorry. Did you say Cinderella and Le Pew? And you know Callie was the name of Nana’s dog, right?”
“And for boys,” she continues on, without acknowledging my questions, “There’s Jaques, Gus and Shout.”
And just like that, the conversation is over. She gets up and leaves the room as fast as she entered.
God help any future grandkids. Or son-in-law’s for that matter.
Things My Daughters Told Me 
So cute!!
My daughter named her future kids when she was four: Jonifer, Beanifen, and Mommy. Good thing she’s got time to reconsider! (I wrote about it here: http://dearcrazykids.wordpress.com/2013/09/27/dear-kitten-my-grandkids/)
Those are great! I’m thinking “Mommy” can also buy her keychains off a rack. 😉
I never wanted kids. Even when I was really little. Never wanted to play house or any visions of kids.. Right now, I wish I did so I can have stories of crazy names I would have liked.
Mine were always quite normal! Just today she came up with the names Mozzarella and Cheddar for girls. I hope she’s talking about dogs and not children!